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HAPPY BDAE CLEO!

2009-11-02T04:38:00.000-08:00

I ALMOST FORGOT! HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLEO!
i feel like the most thoughtful friend on earth haha
you got see the present i got her? SO COOL RIGHT! (it was another notebook)
haha, anyway, shes as old as yixuan now. and me LOL
not saying that shes old, just saying shes older. LOL JK
haha hope you enjoyed the 14 years of your life :D
Tags : HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLEO!

I FORGOT ABOUT MY BLOG LOL

2009-11-02T04:12:00.000-08:00

YAY EXAMS ARE OVERRRRR
but i still cant play computer games.
why?

MY BROTHER AND MY SISTER BOTH HAVENT EXAM OVER
T_T sad sad sad
pity me.
so...wazzup you say?
nothing much?
so busy
still must plan for class bbq, worry about class funds, and......
worry about getting into triple science class.
how how how how!?~ what if i dont get it
sigh, then it must be fate's fault. WHY~!~!~!
11th nov results out. how i wish i can call the school and ask them to tell me the results NOW LOL
and....IM LEARNING HOW TO PLAY THE PIANO WHEEEEEEEEEee
SO HAPPY MUAHAHAHHAAHHAHAA
ok ill try to post as often as i can, if i remeber to :D

Tags : YAY IM LEARNING PIANO!

Lala another update! :D

2009-09-23T06:19:00.000-07:00

Hello fellow Earthlings!
oh, and there's this super fast rapper from South Korea!
The song is nice..and...well....enjoy!

Also~ I'm learning how to play the guitar! (for those of you who still dont know, my music teacher made us perform a guitar performance for the test)
Come talk to me when you want :D
on msn.

Kk I gtg stare at the wall again.
To waste time. To think exams are only 1 half weeks away. AHH I NEED TO STUDY!!!!

okay bye.

Tabs : SOMEONE MAKE ME STUDY!

Truth.

2009-09-09T09:00:00.000-07:00

Ok this is where you, as my friends, need to tell me the truth okay? :D
1) Am I bastard?
2) Am I hao lian?
3) Do I accidentally say insulting stuff or be hao lian or whatver?

Just tag whatever you feel kay :D
why?
coz i think im insulting alot of people. and disturbing weixian for no reason. haha sorry ><
and sorry to all those people i hao lian-ed to

Tags : sorry ><

Revive!

2009-09-09T08:09:00.000-07:00

Now, i shall bestow my magical buff on you - blog revive!
Cost - 15 mana and 10 gold
Haha jk. how i wish everything will work out when you just use mana and undo it.
Skill - undo
Cost - 1 mana
Effect - undo the stuff you want undone.

Ok time to rant. YOU KNOW I HAVE AN IBAST BRO WHO IS IBASTLY IRRITATING! AGAIN I SHALL USE MY POINT FORM THINGY TO LIST ALL THE IBAST STUFF ABOUT HIM.
1) He is a GOOGLYBONGBONG BACK-STABBER
2) He is a second merlion. anyhow spit saliva.and sneeze.ON ME
3) He can be second cher boon also.
4) He is so unreasonable also. WHEN ITS HIS FAULT, IT'S HIS ARGGHHH
5) He is so much worse than Jun Kai.
6) Touch my body, throw me on the floor. Always anyhow dong shou dong jiao
7) Does what i tell him not to do. Like touch me all the time.
8) Kiao Ka that time always must kick me. KNS
9) Works better than a punching bag.
10) BACKSTABBER

BTW, IBAST stands for IRRITATING BASTARD created by Zames. Just wanted to make some random words like Ailyn haha.
And to those people who want a younger bro, DONT.
I want an older bro~~~

UPDATE!
I WANNA ADD MORE IBAST COMMENTS! just realized that i forgot so many stuff about Mr. IBAST
11) Squeals and shouts like a disgusting talking banana
12) Hits people for no rhyme or reason or song or fairytale
13) Everything is never his fault.
14) Retaliates my retaliation
15) Gives disgusting rotton avocado glares - the ones that make you wanna slap someone
16) CK - COMPLAIN KING
....SEEEEEE WHY DOES YX STILL WANT THE TRADE OMG

Tags : IBAST BRO

FINALLY

2009-08-27T07:46:00.001-07:00

I MANAGED TO POST AGAIN! hope my blog havent died out. so... 3rd term common tests are over...and my lion pencilcase is being tortured by..someone.
LOL. ok im bored. will try to update when possible :D

YAY FINALLY

2009-04-29T06:53:00.000-07:00

TODAY WAS THE DAY I DID ONE FULL MILL WITHOUT GETTING HURT!!! YAYYYYY
THANKS TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO WASTED ALL THEIR TIME TALKING ON MSN TO HELP ME!
So...i learnt that with hard work and determination, you can accomplish anything!
Cleo, if you want to slam a revolving door, just make sure someone's standing in the middle.
and ill just leave my notes here to remind myself
-keep legs straight
-kick high
-stab high
-swing hard

kk tomorrow i got science test, must go study ler! (and i dont actually study)
oyasuminasai!

Tags: Hard work!

Bored

2009-04-23T07:46:00.000-07:00

Sian my audi skills deprove like shit. anyways, i came across this vid on youtube

WALAO FREAKING FUNNY LARH! all aim the other pacman LOL
okok so today did nothing much, except i help to teach in science remedial! LOL
now im Teacher Chua :D

ok i got nothing much to say ler.
bye :D

tags: Pacman!

Constipation

2009-04-21T07:54:00.000-07:00

Hi guys again! i decided to start posting!
my blog has become more.....umm...known
so must start posting ler

ok..soo...few days ago, me and cleo wrote lyrics for a song
its called CONSTIPATION!
you can try to sing if you want, along with the tune of INSOMNIA!

Constipation

everytime my stomach get to hot,hot,hot,hot
hot untill it can become a pot,pot,pot,pot
all because of that irritating blob,blob,blob,blob
i just wanna go flop flop flop

I cant sleep
need to shit
all get stuck, with my fart, in my butt
oh i want to cry
just cant try
need to push, need to use, all my might!

Oh i push so hard but also cannot
get all the shit flowing out
But i eat so much fibre still cannot
oh c'mon i just want to pout

feels like constipation, ahha
feels like constipation, ahha
feels like constipation, ahh!
feels like constipation, ouch!

haha hope you liked it
i feel like im getting dumber
half brain dead.

ok i gtg ler. good nite
must sing out the song to all your friends!

Tags: Fibre

The Zames' Theory

2009-04-16T07:17:00.000-07:00

Hihi guys! its me again! (duhh) and i have been thinking.....
and thinking~~~~
and thinking.

Then i thought of something really good!
You know how people say a cat has nine lives?
And how curiosity killed the cat?

Since curiosity killed the cat, it only killed the cat ONCE!
THAT MEANS CURIOSITY IS A GOOD THING! :D
so, here are the Zames' Theory.

Zames' Theory
A cat has nine lives.
If curiosity killed the cat,
The cat would still have another eight lives.
Curiosity is therefore important.

hehe, my bro laugh at me ler
but this is true lor!
must have curiosity!!

ok gtg watch tv, BB~

tags: Curiosity killed the cat only once :D

updating again, finally

2009-04-14T06:30:00.001-07:00

nowadays hor, alot of people de msn got alot of IRRITATING viruses.
go remove it PLEASE T_T

ok...so today, everything was so normal, tests, cleo and jonathan drawing comics, eating at mac....UNTIL CLEMENT (taugay joo joo) TAUGHT ME THE BEST PHRASE EVER IN MY LIFE!

'DIE! YOU BITCH!'

and

'YOU HAVE WOODEN GUN, I HAVE WATER GUN!!!!'

no no! thats not the way you say it!!
its 'DIE!!! you BITCH!!'

so school has been getting boringer and more boring, i finally thought of how my story should end. (not revealing yet!)

So, the story is about this guy called Henry, in a new school. He made new friends called Ben and Minami. Then, he found a way to time travel, and he met Clement and Kathy.

OK OK IM NOT REVEALING ANYMORE! WAIT FOR ME TO WRITE IT OUT!!!
haha im so excited

so....i have nothing more to say ler....bye bye :D

tags : DIE YOU BITCH!

(countdown to birthday: 32 more days!)

NOO WHAT HAPPEN

2009-03-25T07:45:00.000-07:00

JUST NOW I JUST REALIZED THAT I FORGOT HOW TO COLLAPSE IN A WINDMILL T_T
*heartbroken*
nevermind, i learn from the start. hmph
im so gonna hunt you down windmills!

btw cleo, your blog very noisy =x

Tags: Windmill

Updates!!

2009-03-25T07:26:00.000-07:00

Ok, i havnt been updating so frequently (i never update frequently) so ill just say what i feel like saying :D

Firstly, Chi Shun got that jersey. my hopes lost sia... T_T

Secondly, THE NGEE ANN 15 HOUR CHALLENGE WAS SOOOOO TIRING!! but after we fold all those paper dragons, can feel a sense of relief. LOL

Thirdly, i now feeling so sad that i didnt get that jersey

Fourthly, MISS FARHARNA IS SICK! GET WELL SOON!

Fifthly, I need ideas for my story! the part where Henry spends time time with Minami and Ben

Sixthly, School reopen! sian, cant oversleep anymore

Seventhly, i dont even know if there are words like fifthly, sixthly, and seventhly.

Eighthly, THE 2R3 class blog is up! and i so paiseh, accidently post so many times on the tag board...link found on the links section :D

Ninthly, YES JONATHAN~~~ WE KNOW YOUR BIRTHDAY IS ON NEXT TUESDAY =,=

Tenthly, I want my birthday present to be what i want it to be...someone buy for me pleaseee~~~~~~~~~~ lol

WOW see i covered so many things in one post.

I still emoing over not getting that jersey.....then my CCa points will be low...means i cannot get into a good JC..means i cant get a good course...means i cannot study doctor...means MY LIFE IS RUINED!!

ok thats all for today...

ps: i wont be able to update so frequently. dont keep prompting me leh!
ill try to tag as many of you in the shortest amount of time, when i get the time :D

ok tata guys~~~

stop staring at your comp~!

LOOK AWAY!!

Tags : birthday again

My amazing list of goals

2009-03-18T06:08:00.000-07:00

Haha, i feel so boliao, still can post this thing, and i hope i can achieve these goals by the end of 2009

1) Get first in class
2) Get into VJC IP
3) Work on my scoring (lay up and shooting) for basketball
4) Get anke weights for my birthday present
5) Able to do 3254 techno party with no miss (one hand)
6) Get to know more people from school
7) Get to meet more people from my MSN contacts list
8) Work on my blog
9) Fit the Nvida GeForce graphic card into my computer
10) End this list as soon as possible

Now will be the things i want to fufill ASAP
1) Be like 黑角
2) Able to do flares and windmills
3) Play for a basketball team
4) Get a smart brain
5) Get into a good stream (maybe can let me study doctorology)

Haha the end. Not very long though.
I hope my friends can help me to fufill some of the goals :D

Tags: Birthday present

Haha

2009-02-05T06:59:00.000-08:00

I havn't updated sincelast year sia~
so, recently, sec2 has been boring
EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT THE NYP MICROBIOLOGY QUIZ IS TOMORROW!
C'mon quiz, Im ready.
So....I would like to wish good luck to my science team.....and i want to rant at Miss Farharna...WHY DIDNT SHE CHOOSE A SEC3 OR SEC4 TEAM!
But im glad she chose us, let us gain knowledge and experience right?
ok then, i gtg sleep ler
JIA YOU SCIENCE TEAM!

tags: JIA YOU!

Quiz time!

2008-11-24T02:28:00.000-08:00

So Yi Xuan has tagged me to do a quiz ._.
So im doing it :D

Name: Zames Chua
Height: 17Xcm
Where do I live: At my home
Favourite drinks: Bundung!

Have you ever been on a plane?
What do you think..>_>

Fallen asleep in school?
Don't you know me well enough to answer that question?

Broken someone's heart?
YESH! AILYN ( not sure whether to feel proud or guilty )

Fell off your chair?
Once fell backwards while rocking my chair in school....

Save e-mails
I don't even think i read my emails. *checks mailbox* OMG 154 mails!

What's your bedroom like?
Same as my bro's, since we share the bedroom.

What's the last thing you ate?
Porridge! XP

Had chicken pox?
Too long ago to remember.

Had a sore throat?
Had it together with stomach flu last time.

Broken nose?
Why would anyone wanna break my nose.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
ummm...............I'll answer this ten years later.

Like picnics?
Yes, except for the bugs that always crawl into your food.

Who was the last person you danced with?
LOL GLADWIN LAM! ON THE LAST FEW DAYS OF SCHOOL HE WAS TEACHING ME BALLROOM DANCING!

Last person made you smile
My basket ball coach throwing a basketball at Fazzely! HAAHA

You last yelled at
Do I even yell?

Today did you talk to someone you like?
Ask me that ten years later too.

Kiss someone
Today ? or when? kiss my parents......yup

Sick
IM (feeling like) VOMITING AND YOU SAY IM NOT SICK!?

Talk to an ex
Ask me that twenty years later then.

Miss someone
Same reply.

Eat
I thought i answered that above? Maybe its different..who cares LOL

Best feeling
Excited, amused

Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
I kick them to the floor before I fall asleep.

Whats under your bed?
A MONSTER THAT'S WAITING TO EAT YOU! ROAR!

Who do i really hate?
People who steal my loots in game.

What time is it now?
abt 73.50Pm

Is there a person that;s on your mind now?
No.

Do you have siblings?
yeah.

Do you want children?
yeah.

Do you smile often?
Neah.

Do you like your handwriting?
Noeh

Are your toenails painted?
I'm a guy.

Whos bed other than yours would you rather sleep in?
My parent's!

What colour shirt are you wearing now?
yellow.

What were you doing at 7p.m. yesterday?
At my grandma's home

I can's wait till
MY BIRTHDAY!

Are you a friendly person?
I can make a new friend in five minutes. Don't believe?

Do you have any pets?
My hamster also die ler..

Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you?
Who's that person?

Do you sleep with the TV on?
Only when im taking naps..

Have you ever crawled through a window?
Why would i do that?

Are you forgiving?
depends.

Are you closer to your mother or father?
not answering, later my parents say i biased..

AHH THIS QuIZ TAKE SO MUCH TIME
*skip skip skip*

five things i would do if i were a billionaire:
Buy a modded psp
Buy another comp
Buy white chocos
Buy potato chips
AND SAVE THE REST IN THE BANK TO LEECH THEIR INTEREST!! WAHAHHAA

ok thats the end, im too tired to do the rest coz im not feeling too well....and i not so boliao, so i not tagging anyone to do this quiz..LOL

ok , hope you like my blog and the posts :D

Random rants

2008-11-24T02:25:00.000-08:00

Since im so bored today, well have a random rants session!
Today's topic is....the problem with adults and chubby kids.
Why do adults want chubby kids? Is it because they are cuter? Or maybe they're smarter.
Being slim is good. Being slim means being fit too.
Compare fat fit people and slim fit people...
HAHA!
Ok, so i prefer being slim.
So, YOU SHOULD STAY SLIM TOO! :D

Random Debates!!

2008-11-24T02:20:00.000-08:00

Today, we will be debating about having an older brother or a younger sister.

If we have younger sisters, WE BUY SWEETS FOR HER AND *love* HER!!

If we have older brothers, we can relate all our problems to him.....

Without younger sisters, there can't possibly be the book 'Sing to the Dawn'

Without older brothers, there can't possibly be the book 'The Outsiders'

Younger sisters are cuter

Older brothers are more sensible

Younger sisters can be bullied..WAHAHAHA!

Older brothers can finally help you bully that class bully! AHHAHAHAAAA~!

Younger sisters are chubbier

Older brothers are more fit

Conclusion?.........I WANT AN OLDER BROTHER!!

Michelle on tv >_>

2008-11-09T01:17:00.000-08:00

Just now when i was watching tv right, I SAW MICHELLE's FACE!
I WAS LIKE, OMGWTFBBQ
MAYBE ILL GET EMBARRASSED TO DEATH (no offence)
she was pushing the host and calling monkey!
i just hope the next time i go walking beside her,the following will not happen.
A stranger walks up towards us says: HEY YOURE THAT GAL FROM TV!
Classmate: ZOMGWTH IM GONNA BIAN YOU!
Me: (walks away covering my face)

anyway, im bored, ITS THE HOLIDAYS AND IM BORED >_>
hope you guys have fun!

Hah!

2008-11-07T07:05:00.000-08:00

This is my new blog luhhs ><
I have no experience or whatever~
just hoping that my blog don't go crashing, and that i dont forget the blog url!

Ok, i gtg edit layout/template/ w/e lerhx!!!
omgwth how do i tag people?!

Tags: new